Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work

Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to
see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word
you're saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and
stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a
damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn
off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a
salary.

39. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.

Am I Peter?

One of my favorite characters in the bible is Peter.He's my favorite for many reasons but my favorite story of him is when He asks Jesus to tell him to walk on the water. Despite all the storms around him, He saw Jesus and wanted to walk on the water to Jesus.
Lately,I've been wondering,Am I a Peter? Am I keeping my eyes on Jesus in the midst of the storms in my life.I've been going through alot of storms in my life lately.My parents have separated and I've just been doing some soul searching in general. I am doing my best to keep my eyes on Jesus and not be distracted by the "waves"around me.I'm also trying not to let "me"get in the way of God working in my life.Peter often spoke before he thought and I'm guilty of the same.The neat thing is that the Bible tells us Jesus held a special place in His heart for Peter.He loved Peter's passion and impulsiveness.He loved that Peter always had a teachable spirit.So,my prayer lately is let me be like Peter :)